“There's a storm at sea. The boat overturns...” – Mike, All in the Family ... TV Quotes Database

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There's a storm at sea. The boat overturns, and your mother and I are drowning. Which one of us would you save? Just answer the question, which one of us would you save?

Gloria: That is NOT a fair question!

Mike: Why not?

Gloria: Because I can't swim!

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