You see, it all started this way—
Archie: All right, all right, Edith. I'll find out for myself. I'd like to get the story before the first of the month.
“Edith Finds an Old Man” · Season 4
In this episode: Mike (1), Edith Bunker (1)
QMr. Quigley
They've got all kinds of medicines to keep us living longer and longer. Now they've got us living longer, they don't know what to do with us.
MMike
Why can't Mr. Quigley stay with us for a few days?
Archie: Because we've already got one freeloader living with me, and bread's up ten cents a loaf!
QMr. Quigley
No, and we aren't going to get married, either.
Jo: If we did, there'd be no point in living together.
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