God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God.
“The Battle of the Month” · Season 3
In this episode: Archie Bunker (3), Edith Bunker (3), Mike (1)
Read your story of Adam & Eve there. They had it pretty soft there in paradise, they didn't have no worries, they didn't even know they was naked! And Eve, she wasn't satisfied with that, see? And one day, against direct orders she made poor Adam eat that apple. God got sore, He told them "Get your clothes on and get the hell outta here."
"Nothing" just came into my mind.
Archie: It must have felt right at home there.
How dare (Mike) calls me a bonehead?
Gloria: And how did you hear that? Did you have your little ears pressed against the wall?
Archie: No!
Edith: He listened with this glass.
MMike
You!
Archie: What?
Mike: YOU!
Archie: What!
Mike: GAAAAAAHHHH!
Archie: (to Edith) He made more sense when he was coming through the glass.
So before you two start saying things to each other that you can never take back, stop. And think how much you really mean to each other.
Do you think I'm something?
Archie: You, Edith, are something else.
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