A character in All in the Family
Played by Mike Evans
All in the Family · 293 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in All in the Family: in 5 of its 293 quotes
Most scenes with: Archie Bunker (2)
Lionel... I've been thinking about jogging for months.
Archie: Well, you don't have to drag (Mike) along, you can do that by yourself.
Lionel: Well, let me ask you a question, Mr. Bunker. Now, if you were walking down the street at seven o'clock in the morning, and you saw this black guy, all by himself, running through this neighborhood, what would you think?
Archie: I see what you mean there, Lionel.
Lionel: Yeah, I figured you would.
LionelNow we've been friends, and we can go on being friends. But when it comes to black, white, and all the other wonderful thoughts you have in between—put a lid on that, Archie.
LionelCan I call you "Uncle Archie"?
Archie: Well, I'll tell ya, Lionel... I think it's against the law.
LionelWhat we do is take all our spray cans and shove them into special shelves. So what you could do is... shove yours.
(pause)
You know, a guy could take that two ways.
Yeah, but knowing Lionel, he probably only meant it one way.
Yeah, he's a good kid.
You people involved, Lionel, with that women's liberation?
LionelNo, not too much. You see, we're still working on plain old liberation.
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