Your room is still in my house, which means I got the right to search it.
Mike: (to Gloria) We're living in the Watergate Hotel here.
“Archie Goes Too Far” · Season 3
In this episode: Archie Bunker (2), Mike (1)
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What about your father? How can you trust him again? The next thing you know, he's going to be bugging our bed!
Archie: The only bug in your bed is when you hop in it!
Wait a minute, where are you going?
Edith: I'm her mother, that's where I'm going!
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