Don't forget, we're gonna talk about my birthday.
No problem. So, Brian, your birthday is Thursday. How old are you gonna be?
Gosh! How'd you blow out 229 candles?
Eh, blowing them out was easy. Lightning them was trouble. By the time you're half finished, your wrist is on fire. [laughs] I kill me!
Have you decided what you want on your cake Brian?
Frosting! [he and ALF laugh]
Brian, your mother wants to know what kind of decorations you want on your cake. Robin Hood, Hopalong Cassidy, Archie, and Jughead.
People mom and dad went to school with.
Perhaps those outdated examples.
Hey, what about my favorite character on the cake? Ruth, the two-headed nurse.
Yeah, she was the Vanna White on Melmac, and the Betty White.
Why don't we let Brian choose his own cake decorations?
I can't decide right now.
If he hasn't decided by noon tomorrow, we go with Ruth.
Give me 5! [Brian high-fives him] Yeah!
Give me 4! [ALF high-fours him]
[ALF is dreaming in Melmac with his friends]
Hey, hey, hey! Stella! So happy birthday, Gordo.
RRick
Hey Gordon. You got a date later?
SRSkipper and Rick
He's got a date!
SStella
Alright, who gets the chili cat?
SStella
Phelonion fries, no gravy.
RRhonda
Whisker omelet, tail on the side.
SStella
Happy birthday, big boy!
I think she likes you, big boy!
RRick
She's got legs like a like a Lunar Lander.
RRick
Come on! Who are you kidding? That's who you got a date with.
Alright, I got a date with Rhonda. Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
[after ALF's dream ends, Willie wakes up ALF]
ALF! ALF, wake up! Wake up! [ALF screams as he wakes him up]
Well, you were.. You were talking in your sleep. You were shouting, you were singing!
I don't know, it was something about The Beach Boys.
No, it was that one with Rhonda in the title.
I don't think so, Willie.
Everything. I wanna go home.
[ALF is laying on the couch while Kate and Lynn check his temperature]
Just fluff 'em up. Just a bit. How's the tempt, Lynn?
[sighs] 425 degrees, ALF.
Normal. Normal's being on your own planet, not here.
ALF, I know you miss your friends and family. But we're your family now and...and we'd do anything for you. Wouldn't we, mom?
Any chance of reheating this soup?
Oh, and you might wanna run a Dustbuster over this couch. I seem to be shedding.
ALF, I'm not going all the way out to the garage to get the Dustbuster.
[loudly] Be realistic, Kate! It's not gonna come to you!
ALF, I'm gonna tell you something now and I want you to listen to me. Very carefully.
Let me get the Dustbuster. [leaves]
Now, I realize that you miss Rhonda and that you're homesick and people that are sick are not themselves. [ALF blows nose] They say things they don't mean they act in ways they wouldn't- [ALF wheezes] ordinarily act. But if you ever talk to me like that again I'll punch your heart out.
SSkip
[on the radio] Hey! Where'd you guys go? I don't have all day.
It's really him! It's Skip! Skip, Skip, can you hear me?
SSkip
[on the radio] Yeah, yeah. Hear you loud and clear. Who was I talking to before?
Oh, well, that was one of the kids.
SSkip
[on the radio] Kids? You got kids now?'
No. Well, well, they're not mine. I mean, I'm just living with them and their parents.
SSkip
[on the radio] Hi, kid.
I'm Willie, and this is Kate. Kate, say hi to Skip!
SSkip
[on the radio] I got to Hambetal, and I'm headed for Andromeda. Give me your coordinates. I'll do a fly-by. Pick you up tomorrow, about 7ish.
Oh, tomorrow? That's Brian's birthday.
Yeah, you can come to my birthday party.
Well, sure. We'd love to have you! Wouldn't we, dear?
Skip, Skip, can you maybe make it next week? I hate to miss Brian's birthday, and, Friday, the transvestites are back on "Donahue."
SSkip
[on the radio] Do what you have to do. But I know someone else who's gonna be really disappointed. Rhonda.
Rhonda? You've seen Rhonda?
SSkip
[on the radio] Seen her? She's right here. Hey, say something, sweetheart.
RRhonda
[on the radio] Hi, cutie.
Forget the transvestites. See you tomorrow! Yeah!
