[ALF is laying on the couch while Kate and Lynn check his temperature]
Just fluff 'em up. Just a bit. How's the tempt, Lynn?
[sighs] 425 degrees, ALF.
Normal. Normal's being on your own planet, not here.
ALF, I know you miss your friends and family. But we're your family now and...and we'd do anything for you. Wouldn't we, mom?
I think we are.
Any chance of reheating this soup?
[sighs] My pleasure.
Oh, and you might wanna run a Dustbuster over this couch. I seem to be shedding.
ALF, I'm not going all the way out to the garage to get the Dustbuster.
[loudly] Be realistic, Kate! It's not gonna come to you!
ALF, I'm gonna tell you something now and I want you to listen to me. Very carefully.
Let me get the Dustbuster. [leaves]
Now, I realize that you miss Rhonda and that you're homesick and people that are sick are not themselves. [ALF blows nose] They say things they don't mean they act in ways they wouldn't- [ALF wheezes] ordinarily act. But if you ever talk to me like that again I'll punch your heart out.
Fair enough.
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