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S1 E7

ALF · Season 1, Episode 7

Skip, ALF and others in “Help Me, Rhonda”

SSkip

[on the radio] Hey! Where'd you guys go? I don't have all day.

It's really him! It's Skip! Skip, Skip, can you hear me?

SSkip

[on the radio] Yeah, yeah. Hear you loud and clear. Who was I talking to before?

Oh, well, that was one of the kids.

SSkip

[on the radio] Kids? You got kids now?'

No. Well, well, they're not mine. I mean, I'm just living with them and their parents.

Hi, Skip, I'm Brian.

SSkip

[on the radio] Hi, kid.

I'm Willie, and this is Kate. Kate, say hi to Skip!

Hi, Skip.

Where are you?

SSkip

[on the radio] I got to Hambetal, and I'm headed for Andromeda. Give me your coordinates. I'll do a fly-by. Pick you up tomorrow, about 7ish.

Oh, tomorrow? That's Brian's birthday.

Yeah, you can come to my birthday party.

Well, sure. We'd love to have you! Wouldn't we, dear?

Right! Mi casa su casa.

Skip, Skip, can you maybe make it next week? I hate to miss Brian's birthday, and, Friday, the transvestites are back on "Donahue."

SSkip

[on the radio] Do what you have to do. But I know someone else who's gonna be really disappointed. Rhonda.

Rhonda? You've seen Rhonda?

SSkip

[on the radio] Seen her? She's right here. Hey, say something, sweetheart.

RRhonda

[on the radio] Hi, cutie.

Forget the transvestites. See you tomorrow! Yeah!

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