Here you go, Bri, bring the plates. [hands Brian the plates]
[burps] Nice meal, Kate. Even though the portions were extremely small.
Sorry, we only had one pot roast.
Guess what? The most exciting thing just happened. Scott Maynard wants to keep all of his band equipment in our garage.
You should see him, he's gorgeous.
He has darker hair. And less of it.
Anyway, dad, he's got this rock band and they keep their instruments and stuff in his garage but Scott's dad's having this garage sale tomorrow and he said that if Scott doesn't get all of his stuff out of there tonight he'll sell it off for $5, so is it okay?
Is what okay? I missed most of that.
Please, dad, he wants to come over tonight.
Yeah, tonight. In about 15 minutes, if dad says yes.
You and Lynn have a date?
We're gonna redecorate my room.
I'm sorry, ALF, we'll have to redecorate another time.
Mom, can I borrow your pink sweater?
Your father hasn't said yes yet.
Dad, Scott could have called anybody in school about this but he chose me.
Please, dad, it's just for 2 days.
I suppose Scott can keep his instruments here.
Yes. You can use the pink sweater.
Thanks. [she leaves the kitchen]
Well, guess it's just me and my swatches.
Remember the decorating rules. The decorating consists of a couple of posters maybe a coat of paint.
Boy, you would've been a lot of fun during the Renaissances.
[Willie comes to the garage and sees ALF with a piano]
I thought the rule was you would ask before you use my tools.
See, you're still in charge.
What do you need the tools for anyway?
I'm trying to fix Scott's piano. He must have broken it when he dragged it in here.
ALF, you have to turn it on.
Didn't you learn about electronic music on Melmac?
Ancient history wasn't my best subject.
What are you doing here anyway?
Well, I wrote a poem for someone and, I wanna put it to music.
Well, as you may, or may not know many people think I am musically inclined.
I don't think I have to name names. May I see the poem? [reads a poem that ALF wrote] "Take a look at me and tell me what you see just another pretty face." It's very amusing.
"I can't get no satisfaction." Shouldn't that be I can't get any satisfaction?
[grabs the poem] Forget it, that's an old draft. Now, let's wail. Aiming something in the key of D.
May I suggest the key of E flat? It's more euphonious.
Great. We need more euphoniousness.
[singing "You're the One Who's Out of This World"] Take a look at me and tell me what you see, just another pretty face. Some clown from out of town, who came to hang around, and look a little out of place. You say you wonder what on earth I'm doing here. I'm only here to tell you, girl. I may be an unknown from The Twilight Zone, but you're the one who's out of this world. You're the one who's out of this world, sweet baby. You're the one who's out of this world. I'm spinning in an orbit, I ain't never been in, 'cause you're the one who's out of this world. You're the one who's out of this world, sweet baby. You're the one who's out of this world. I'm spinning in an orbit, I ain't never been in, 'cause you're the one who's out of this world .You're the one who's out of this world, sweet baby. You're the one who's out of this world. I'm spinning in an orbit, I ain't never been in, 'cause you're the one who's out of this, you're the one who's out of this, you're the one who's out of this world!
[after ALF's song ended]
ALF, I don't know what to say.
I can't believe you did this. Nobody has ever done anything this nice for me.
So you're going out with me Friday instead of Scott?
One thing has nothing to do with the other. That's an entirely different subject.
Don't start I seeing me again. I don't understand why you're so mad at me.
Well, maybe it's because I thought we, we were..
I do love you, ALF. But not in that way.
In a male-female relationship kind of way.
No, no, I really do. I mean, I see that, I'll have to understand that we're just friends.
Good friends, special friends.
And how do you feel about this?
So, we're going out Friday night or what? Just kidding. Ha!
ALF, you're the one that's out of this world.
[as Lynn kiss ALF, Kate comes out of the bathroom and gets shocked as the episode ends]
