[ALF is dreaming in Melmac with his friends]
Hey, hey, hey! Stella! So happy birthday, Gordo.
Thanks, Skipper.
Hey Gordon. You got a date later?
Maybe. Maybe not.
He's got a date!
Alright, who gets the chili cat?
Hey, over here, cutie.
Phelonion fries, no gravy.
Right here!
Whisker omelet, tail on the side.
Yo!
Happy birthday, big boy!
Thanks!
I think she likes you, big boy!
She's got legs like a like a Lunar Lander.
She is no Rhonda.
What about Rhonda?
Come on! Who are you kidding? That's who you got a date with.
Alright, I got a date with Rhonda. Why are you making such a big deal out of this?
[after ALF's dream ends, Willie wakes up ALF]
ALF! ALF, wake up! Wake up! [ALF screams as he wakes him up]
What's the matter?
Well, you were.. You were talking in your sleep. You were shouting, you were singing!
What was I singing?
I don't know, it was something about The Beach Boys.
"Little Deuce Coupe?"
No, it was that one with Rhonda in the title.
Rhonda.
Are you okay?
I don't think so, Willie.
Well, what's wrong?
Everything. I wanna go home.
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