Don't forget, we're gonna talk about my birthday.
No problem. So, Brian, your birthday is Thursday. How old are you gonna be?
7.
How old are you, ALF?
229, in August.
Gosh! How'd you blow out 229 candles?
Eh, blowing them out was easy. Lightning them was trouble. By the time you're half finished, your wrist is on fire. [laughs] I kill me!
Have you decided what you want on your cake Brian?
Frosting! [he and ALF laugh]
Brian, your mother wants to know what kind of decorations you want on your cake. Robin Hood, Hopalong Cassidy, Archie, and Jughead.
Who are they?
People mom and dad went to school with.
Perhaps those outdated examples.
Hey, what about my favorite character on the cake? Ruth, the two-headed nurse.
Ruth?
The 2-headed nurse?
Yeah, she was the Vanna White on Melmac, and the Betty White.
Why don't we let Brian choose his own cake decorations?
I can't decide right now.
If he hasn't decided by noon tomorrow, we go with Ruth.
Fine.
Give me 5! [Brian high-fives him] Yeah!
Give me 4! [ALF high-fours him]
Ah! Yeah!
Yeah!
Ha!
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