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Adventure Time Season 3 quotes

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S3 E23Another Way

CCyclops

[emerges off the ground, confronts Finn] Hey! I know you're here for my magical tears, but you won't have any because I never cry.

I don't want 'em anymore.

CCyclops

What? Stop lying! You're here for my tears, aren't you?

No! I hurt a small, hairy man's wife. I just wanna go home.

CCyclops

You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!

Dude! What's wrong with you?! I said I don't want your tears!

CCyclops

YOU'RE LYING!!

I'M NOT LYING!!!

CCyclops

[beat] You stink at lying.

Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man. Have it your way.

CCyclops

Okay... I WILL HAVE IT MY WAY!!!

Huh?! [gets pounded into the ground by the Cyclops] Ugghh...

CCyclops

Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!

[Finn glances up at the Cyclops' eye; he notices water forming up in the big, round eye. He then mutters something out of earshot]

CCyclops

[kneels down] Wh-what? [Finn mutters some more] What?! I can't hear you!

I said... [punches the eye] MY WAY!!

S3 E24Ghost Princess

How much softy cheesy for your deezy? A little? A lot?

Bleech! NONE!!

But you used to love softy cheese!

I don't wanna talk about it....

These ghosts think I'm playin'... they think it's all a big game. But y'know what? Y'know what I'm gonna do?

What?

I'm gonna turn this game UPSIDE DOWN!!!

S3 E25Dad's Dungeon

"The dungeon's 80 paces west of here under a dumb-looking rock. And Finn, this dungeon's gonna kick your tail. I bet you won't even get past the first trial, you whiny baby! "

"Finn, if you're seeing this pre-recorded holo-message, it's because you've finished the dungeon that I made for you. I'm proud of you. You're gonna do great things in this world. I love you, son."

S3 E26Incendium

Excellent! You have indeed proven yourself! Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon would make an excellent boyfriend!

JJake (Fake Finn)

Yeah..!

For my evil daughter!

JJake (Fake Finn)

WHAAAAAT?!?!

JJake (Fake Finn)

You know, on second thought... we're not really each other's types.

We're... what?

JJake (Fake Finn)

I changed my mind. I don't like you.

You... [transforms again to her enraged form] WHAT?!

JJake (Fake Finn)

[terrified] Uh, nothing. [uses Fake Finn to pick himself up] Bye, Flambo! [runs for his life]

[The Fire Castle erupts, due to Flame Princess' rage]

[for a beat, Flame Princess awakes from the liquid pyrotechnics left by PB and confronts Finn, in a fit of rage]

You...! What's wrong with me, huh!? You don't like me!?

I like you!

[beat. She becomes blushed for a while soon before enraged]

What's wrong with you!!?

[she restores herself and slaps Finn on his left cheek]

Don't ever mess with me again!

[she storms out the window through Finn. He stares for a while, then turns to Jake]

Who was that?

The princess of the Fire Kingdom.... [Finn looks out, back]

Dude... I think I have a crush.

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