[emerges off the ground, confronts Finn] Hey! I know you're here for my magical tears, but you won't have any because I never cry.
I don't want 'em anymore.
What? Stop lying! You're here for my tears, aren't you?
No! I hurt a small, hairy man's wife. I just wanna go home.
You're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I've got a heart of stone, buddy. I'm evil!
Dude! What's wrong with you?! I said I don't want your tears!
YOU'RE LYING!!
I'M NOT LYING!!!
[beat] You stink at lying.
Ugh! Fine. Whatever, man. Have it your way.
Okay... I WILL HAVE IT MY WAY!!!
Huh?! [gets pounded into the ground by the Cyclops] Ugghh...
Beg for mercy, or I'll kill you!
[Finn glances up at the Cyclops' eye; he notices water forming up in the big, round eye. He then mutters something out of earshot]
[kneels down] Wh-what? [Finn mutters some more] What?! I can't hear you!
I said... [punches the eye] MY WAY!!
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