Awesome, dude! We won!
I didn't win! When do I win?! Special Guys One and Two win every day! Crackin' jokes, readin' foodie mags in your treetown funhouse! Must be nice to be so special you can go off and find your own fancy ways! Meanwhile, I gotta stay here and watch Dad's trashy booty 'cause I never stretched into the sky and farted on the wings of a falcon, I guess!
Dude, I never farted on the wing of a falcon. Heh... [punched by Jermaine] Uhn!!
AARRHHHH!!!
Bros!!
Chill, Jermaine—OHF!!
Think I don’t want a cushy treehouse life?! [punches Jake thoroughly] I don't even get salt!! SAAAALT!!!
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