Magic Man, you caused nothing but turmoil and chaos for us on Mars. We thought banishing you to this world would help you see the light of our utopian supersociety. Now tell us. What have you learned in these past 200 years?
JJake (Magic Man)
...Are you guys talkin' to me?
GGlob
You know you made life on Mars a nightmare!
[Finn wakes up groaning to see Grob Gob Glob Grod and Jake in Magic Man's body]
Now we must return you to Mars, where vengeance awaits thee.
[Grob Gob Glob Grod blasts off into the sky with Jake. Finn looks at Magic Man in Jake's body]
Magic Man! [pounds him] Get up!
[flips himself back up] Hyup-hoop! They took my friend to Mars! Fly me there and help me save him!
Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't. You see? [wiggles fingers] The transfer drained me. I can probably barely float. So, I just gotta wait till they kill your friend. See ya! [floats away laughing before Finn jumps on his back]
NO!! What do you mean "kill"?!
They're gonna put him on trial for my crimes. Ain't nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head. Not even the King of Mars! And once he's dead, my magic juice will return to my body. Flowing through me like moonlight through the ghost dance.
[squeezes Magic Man] SQUEEEEZE!!!
I wish I could help. Except I don't!
He is here somewhere, my brothers. Glob, can you see Magic Man on the sensor?
GGlob
Yes, Gob. Our little brother is very close.
GGlob
Okay. [flips Grob's head on the front]
GGrob
I'm gonna activate the thingy that drains his magic juice. [activates sensor]
Nahhh! My juice! [wiggles fingers] Not... flowing... right. Dream on, honey! You can't catch this! [he starts running then jumps into the air doing a continuous somersault] Magic away! Pshewww! [disappears momentarily then pops back on the ground] Whap!
GGrod
Yes, I see him as well.
GGlob
...Nothing, never mind.
Margles... Open your eyes, Margles.
I'm Magic Man, and that's my sibling, Glob.
GGlob
Hi. Uh, can I talk to you in a sec?
Okay, what's up? [walks over to Grob Gob Glob Grod]
GGlob
That's our new planetary defense system?
GGlob
Margles is your wife, dude.
My wife was taken by GOLB.
[cut to show a red pyramid-cube-shaped, four-eyed monstrous being in a black void]
This is like my tribute. I'mma install her right there on Olympus Mons so she can protect us from GOLB.
GGlob
But you named her after your wife.
Yeah, but it stands for, "Magical Automated Resistance Generating Laser Energy Supplier."
Whatever, I wanted to call her MARGLES.
GGlob
So... you used magic to make her, and you don't think your feelings for your lost wife might have compromised your spell programming?
No, that's crazy! Her appearance is just a symbol of Margles!
GGlob
Why do I feel like this is the worst idea ever?
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