Magic Man, you caused nothing but turmoil and chaos for us on Mars. We thought banishing you to this world would help you see the light of our utopian supersociety. Now tell us. What have you learned in these past 200 years?
...Are you guys talkin' to me?
You know you made life on Mars a nightmare!
[Finn wakes up groaning to see Grob Gob Glob Grod and Jake in Magic Man's body]
Now we must return you to Mars, where vengeance awaits thee.
That's not—
[Grob Gob Glob Grod blasts off into the sky with Jake. Finn looks at Magic Man in Jake's body]
Magic Man! [pounds him] Get up!
Did it work? Is he gone?
[flips himself back up] Hyup-hoop! They took my friend to Mars! Fly me there and help me save him!
Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't. You see? [wiggles fingers] The transfer drained me. I can probably barely float. So, I just gotta wait till they kill your friend. See ya! [floats away laughing before Finn jumps on his back]
NO!! What do you mean "kill"?!
They're gonna put him on trial for my crimes. Ain't nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head. Not even the King of Mars! And once he's dead, my magic juice will return to my body. Flowing through me like moonlight through the ghost dance.
[squeezes Magic Man] SQUEEEEZE!!!
I wish I could help. Except I don't!
You succubutt!
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