Peppermint Butler! Death!
What's up?
Hey, um... those guys are doing selfies on the Lich. [pan right to see Grob Gob Glob Grod taking pictures of themselves on the Lich's shoulder] Is that safe?
[chuckles] Definitely gonna send these to Denise.
Oh yeah, that's fine. He's harmless.
Yeah, but why isn't he killing everyone in the room right now? Controlling our minds, making us rip each other's eyes out while we buttercup one another?
Well, the Lich's primary function is to cause mass death. And since he can't do that while he is trapped in my Time Room, he's stuck in a standstill, like a machine without a purpose.
[turns back] ..I'm so scared right now.
Yikes.
Aw, don't worry, he ain't gonna hurt nobody. [stretches his body over, puts his cup on the Lich's head] Ha!! You got a cup on your head! Ha ha, you dingus! [laughs, stretches back] See, he's docile as a lamb.
Hmm... Well, okay. Then I guess I can go for a selfie too!
Yeah, man! Make your dreams come true!
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