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S5 E14

Adventure Time · Season 5, Episode 14

Jake and Prismo in “Jake the Dog”

[in Time Room] Finn? Finn! Hey, guy, where's my buddy?

Oh, when he wished for the Lich to have never existed... [slurps cup] Finn left my Time Room and entered his wish-altered reality. We can watch him on my TV wall.

[a string of colors materializes into a remote. Prismo presses the on button and turns on TV wall; see ice-crown Finn and mule Bartram at the center of mutagenic destruction]

Whoa. Alternate-wish-world Finn is mad uglies. [sees Bartram] Dang, I'm mad uglies too! [Finn climbs up the ice] Everything looks nuts!

Yes. Sometimes a well-intentioned wish can lead to... nuts. But, you know... you get a wish too.

What?!

Yep, totally. [press button, mutes TV wall] You can have anything you want.

I wish for... a sandwich!

A sandwich? You're gonna waste your one wish on a sandwich? You don't want anything else?

Nah, sandwich is good. Maybe about this big, or... this big. On ciabatta bread, maybe? Hmm, I don't know. Whatever you got around, your choice.

Dude, I'll just make you a sandwich! You should use your wish on something important. [beat] You know... on someone who might need it? [looks at TV wall, Jake stares blankly] I'm talking about him over there.

Ohh...

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