Monty quotes from A Series of Unfortunate Events

Monty

I don't like fancy titles unless they get me a discount at the movies.

Monty

And I will go and find the children, who you say have hidden themselves in the reptile room because you chased them up and down the staircase with a knife.

Olaf

A simple misunderstanding.

Monty

Yes. Well, I'm sure they'll be glad to hear that.

Monty

Well, I insist you come.

Olaf

I insist upon staying here.

Monty

But I insisted first.

Olaf

Well, I insisted louder!