Violet Baudelaire quotes from A Series of Unfortunate Events

So, tell me, how did three children like you come to be shipwrecked with a man like that?

Violet

It's a long story.

Klaus

Extremely long.

Sunny

Three seasons.

Count Olaf

At last, you bow before the King of Olaf-Land.

Violet Baudelaire

We don't have time for your nonsense! We need your help.

Count Olaf

You need my help? [laughs weakly, sneers] Well, well, well... how do you like them apples?

Klaus Baudelaire

Take a bite of this apple. It'll dilute the poison.

Count Olaf

I don't want your bitter fruit! I've lost too much to go on. My parents, my true love, my henchfolk, an enormous fortune I never really earned.

Violet Baudelaire

You have to go on. Do one good thing in your life, Olaf!

Count Olaf

I've done lots of good things in my life. I once took in three orphans-

Klaus Baudelaire

You made us orphans in the first place!

Count Olaf

... Is that what you think?

Violet Baudelaire

We know it.

Count Olaf

You don't know anything.

Violet Baudelaire

Please! You have to help Kit. Her baby is arriving, she could die!

Count Olaf

[looks startled]...Kit... might die? [pause, he grabs the apple from Klaus] give me that.

Klaus Baudelaire

[staring at Olaf's wound] That looks bad.

Count Olaf

I've been worse.