Cate (to C.J.): You told Rory he could get a girl to like him by practicing kissing on another girl?
I told him to practice. But I meant on his hand or in the mirror or on plush toys.
You kiss plush toys?
No, you kiss plush toys.
S2Get Real
Jim (to C.J.): You look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Why did it take so long to come pay your respects to your Uncle Paul?
And C.J., be honest for once.
I was ashamed. You know he was the only guy who said I'd be somebody and I never was. I almost called him one time when I was running the Tilt-A-Whirl but all the parents freaked out because I was dialing instead of "paying attention" to their kids.
S2Consequences
Bridget, are those new pants?
Yes, aren't they cute?
Yeah. How did you pay for them?
Umm, with your credit card. Don't you remember? You said Lulu's is having a sale on towels can you go buy some for the guest bathroom use your own judgement. So on the way to the towels I saw these leather pants that were on sale and I remembered C.J. saying you're so wannabe without the leathers and my judgement said you don't want to be a wannabe and I thought judgement you are so right!
That made no sense, but at least you had the presence of mind to drag me into it.
Dad, what did we say about hitting C.J. with your cane?
Not to do it. It's cause of him I'm using the damn cane, tripping over his damn extension cord, bruising my hip. Now I can't stand up. I can't walk.
Dad, let's be positive. There must be something you can do.
I can plot my revenge.
You want me to go easy. I would just like to know what's going on inside my good child.
The thief, the druggie, or the biker chick?
S2Opposites Attract (1)
I remember in high school, I needed a duffle bag to carry all the cards I got. Oh, you don't believe me. I may not be much now as a result of some hard and yes questionable living, but back in high school, I was buff, young, and tan. Good looking. I was the man.
Oh yeah, show us your yearbook.
The man was sick on picture day.
Jeremy (to Bridget): You're not as dumb as you look.
Hey, you're not as dull as you look.
Well, look at you. A grammatically correct insult.
C.J. (to Jim): You sent me all the way to Canada for aspirin?
C.J., the pain in my hip is still here, but now the pain in my ass is in Canada.
S2Opposites Attract (2)
Kerry (to Bridget): They're not geeks, they're academics.
Okay, I'm not an academic and I don't want to stick out. So is there anything I need to know?
Yeah, history, poetry, philosophy, addition.
Mom, CJ's been in the shower for 45 minutes and he's hogging the hot water.
Oh, great, now we have two blondes in the house who think they own the bathroom.
Bridget I like you. I mean, I really like you. I mean, gosh, you're beautiful, you're sweet, and you're smart. At most I thought we could be friends, but I never would have dreamed that Bridget Hennessy could like someone (Bridget kisses him) ... I mean, you know, I'm in my world, you're in yours.... (Bridget kisses him again) Okay, you're being initiated into some club, aren't you? (Bridget kisses him again) ... Will you marry me? You could quit school, get a job.
S2Opposites Attract: Night of the Locust (3)
Bridget (to Jeremy): What's the matter?
Oh, I'm worried about chemistry.
Ok, I know Damian's back in town and yes we have great chemistry, but it is so over.
No, I mean I'm worried about my chemistry test, but thanks now. I'm worried about your old boyfriend.
Damian's outside, Bridget, he wants to see you.
Well, if he wants to see me, why doesn't he come inside?
He says tough guys don't dance.
Then why doesn't he just leave?
He says tough guys don't leave.
Doesn't he know I have a boyfriend?
He says tough guys don't care.
(After seeing Rory in a gorilla mask talking into his computer's webcam)
Rory, do you do drugs?
No.
For a second there, this all made sense.
S2Let's Keep It Going (1)
Kerry's so angry. I've never seen such raw, naked hostility since... you know.
The Korean War?
No, your mother.
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