(to Grandpa Jim) Oh my. Is that my Gampy? Is that my Gampa? Gaga, it's me! (Jim stares at him) Please, don't get up.
Cate (to C.J.): You told Rory he could get a girl to like him by practicing kissing on another girl?
I told him to practice. But I meant on his hand or in the mirror or on plush toys.
You kiss plush toys?
No, you kiss plush toys.
Jim (to C.J.): You look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Why did it take so long to come pay your respects to your Uncle Paul?
And C.J., be honest for once.
I was ashamed. You know he was the only guy who said I'd be somebody and I never was. I almost called him one time when I was running the Tilt-A-Whirl but all the parents freaked out because I was dialing instead of "paying attention" to their kids.
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