Bridget (to Jeremy): What's the matter?
Oh, I'm worried about chemistry.
Ok, I know Damian's back in town and yes we have great chemistry, but it is so over.
No, I mean I'm worried about my chemistry test, but thanks now. I'm worried about your old boyfriend.
Damian's outside, Bridget, he wants to see you.
Well, if he wants to see me, why doesn't he come inside?
He says tough guys don't dance.
Then why doesn't he just leave?
He says tough guys don't leave.
Doesn't he know I have a boyfriend?
He says tough guys don't care.
(After seeing Rory in a gorilla mask talking into his computer's webcam)
Rory, do you do drugs?
No.
For a second there, this all made sense.
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