Give me one good reason why I can't go to the Maeve Festival.
Actually, I'll give you three: sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll.
Sold!
S2Let's Keep It Going (1)
S2C.J.'s Party
Mom, please don't ground me.
I won't.
Oh wow it really works. Mom, can I have twenty dollars.
No.
You're not grounded. You're going to help me with the gardening and cleaning the rain gutters.
But what about my nails?
I guess you'll have to cut them back.
[to CJ] This is all your fault.
I figured out what CJ stands for... Benedict Arnold.
That would hurt if it made any sense.
S2Mother's Day
[Bad French Accent] Hello, Cate.
[Noticing C. J. sitting there, drinking a cup of tea] How long have you been sitting there?
[Accent] Bridget, Kerry, Kerry, Bridget. What do they covet most, Cate?
Boys?
[Accent] Hm, yes. Many, many boys.
Well, I was just in their room...
[Accent] Snooping, Clarice?
I was cleaning! Anyway, i found my suitcase, and a bunch of websites about hotels.
[Accent] Bridget and Kerry, hotel, boys. One banana, two banana, three banana, four.
[Bad French Accent] What we have here, Cate, is a Trash & Dash.
What's that?
[Bad French Accent] The coolest kids in school throw a party. They rent a fancy hotel room, trash the place, then dash out the door without paying. Trash & Dash.
You used to do that?
I said the cool kids! I asked all my friends about it, they're like "no! It's a myth!"
You know, that actually makes sense. The hotels, the beauty salon, the cool kids didn't invite you. Thanks, C. J.
[Bad French Accent] You have to admit, Cate, the world's a much more interesting place with me around.
C. J., why are you talking like that?
I don't know.
Corn?
[VO] The chips are potato and corn...
[She stands up and knocks a bag over. A flyer falls out that reads "Evergreen - Fresh and Fun"]
[VO] We rented... Evergreen. I hear it's totally fresh and fun...
[Flashback, reading a flyer] An overnight stay in a beautility salon...
[Flashback, hanging up the phone] That's weird. Travis Stevens just invited me over to his house...
[Flashback, sipping a cup of tea] What do they covet most, Cate? Many, many boys...
Those girls! They are so dead!
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