I remember in high school, I needed a duffle bag to carry all the cards I got. Oh, you don't believe me. I may not be much now as a result of some hard and yes questionable living, but back in high school, I was buff, young, and tan. Good looking. I was the man.
Oh yeah, show us your yearbook.
The man was sick on picture day.
Jeremy (to Bridget): You're not as dumb as you look.
Hey, you're not as dull as you look.
Well, look at you. A grammatically correct insult.
C.J. (to Jim): You sent me all the way to Canada for aspirin?
C.J., the pain in my hip is still here, but now the pain in my ass is in Canada.
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