Bridget quotes from 8 Simple Rules

Cate

Bridget, are those new pants?

Bridget

Yes, aren't they cute?

Cate

Yeah. How did you pay for them?

Bridget

Umm, with your credit card. Don't you remember? You said Lulu's is having a sale on towels can you go buy some for the guest bathroom use your own judgement. So on the way to the towels I saw these leather pants that were on sale and I remembered C.J. saying you're so wannabe without the leathers and my judgement said you don't want to be a wannabe and I thought judgement you are so right!

C.J.

That made no sense, but at least you had the presence of mind to drag me into it.

Bridget

Hey, you're not as dull as you look.

Jeremy

Well, look at you. A grammatically correct insult.

Bridget

Okay, I'm not an academic and I don't want to stick out. So is there anything I need to know?

Kerry

Yeah, history, poetry, philosophy, addition.

Bridget

Mom, CJ's been in the shower for 45 minutes and he's hogging the hot water.

Kerry

Oh, great, now we have two blondes in the house who think they own the bathroom.

Jeremy

Oh, I'm worried about chemistry.

Bridget

Ok, I know Damian's back in town and yes we have great chemistry, but it is so over.

Jeremy

No, I mean I'm worried about my chemistry test, but thanks now. I'm worried about your old boyfriend.

Kyle

Damian's outside, Bridget, he wants to see you.

Bridget

Well, if he wants to see me, why doesn't he come inside?

Kyle

He says tough guys don't dance.

Bridget

Then why doesn't he just leave?

Kyle

He says tough guys don't leave.

Bridget

Doesn't he know I have a boyfriend?

Kyle

He says tough guys don't care.

Bridget

Mom, please don't ground me.

Cate

I won't.

Bridget

Oh wow it really works. Mom, can I have twenty dollars.

Cate

No.

Cate

You're not grounded. You're going to help me with the gardening and cleaning the rain gutters.

Bridget

But what about my nails?

Cate

I guess you'll have to cut them back.

Bridget

[to CJ] This is all your fault.

Bridget

I figured out what CJ stands for... Benedict Arnold.

C.J.

That would hurt if it made any sense.

Cate

Corn?

Bridget

[VO] The chips are potato and corn...

Cate

[She stands up and knocks a bag over. A flyer falls out that reads "Evergreen - Fresh and Fun"]

Kerry

[VO] We rented... Evergreen. I hear it's totally fresh and fun...

Cate

[Flashback, reading a flyer] An overnight stay in a beautility salon...

Rory

[Flashback, hanging up the phone] That's weird. Travis Stevens just invited me over to his house...

C.J.

[Flashback, sipping a cup of tea] What do they covet most, Cate? Many, many boys...

Cate

Those girls! They are so dead!