Mom, please don't ground me.
I won't.
Oh wow it really works. Mom, can I have twenty dollars.
No.
You're not grounded. You're going to help me with the gardening and cleaning the rain gutters.
But what about my nails?
I guess you'll have to cut them back.
[to CJ] This is all your fault.
I figured out what CJ stands for... Benedict Arnold.
That would hurt if it made any sense.
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