(When Bridget gets a water bra)
I am like so back on top with these things! (names her boobs) Hello, Mary Kate! Hello, Ashley!
Talk about a "Full House."
I just got off the phone with Carter Tibbits, NASCAR legend. I'm writing his book, so no big deal. (Kyle and Rory ignore him and continue playing video games) Riveted. I see. Ummm, we're having a disagreement. Now tell me, does this paragraph "suck" to you? "My diaper was a checkered flag. My bottle, a can of 50 weight oil and..." Oh, it does suck!
(about the pregnancy test) Kerry, Bridget...Beach, Care Bear...
(hesitantly) Paul... it's mine.
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