8 Simple Rules · Season 2
I never would of got this far before. Dad would never let me go out like this. He would of definetly sent me up stairs to change and tell me to cover myself up in some hideous sweater and then give me a one hour lecture on how I should respect myself and how guys are only out for one thing and I always hated when he did that! I just want my dad back!
Bridget-
Leave me alone!
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I need more boyfriends.
Cate (to Bridget): Is that the dress you bought with my credit card?
Yeah, isn't it great! I mean, you have your boob dresses and your good leg dresses and butt dresses, but it's hardly ever you get a good boob-leg-butt dress, you know what I mean?
Kerry (to Bridget): You are too pretty for this dress.
What?
I just think it's for some girl who has to try really hard and you don't. You should respect yourself like dad was always telling you to. You deserve the best.
You deserve the best too.
No, I don't.
No, listen. What Kyle said to you, he meant it.
How do you know?
Kyle and I went out for a really long time.
Yeah.
He never said it to me.
Paul (to Kerry): You could have knocked.
It was 7:00 in the morning! I thought you couldn't do anything until you had your first cup of coffee!
Mom's pregnant? I'm too young to be a grandsister!
Kerry, are those my earrings? They are! God, first you steal my popularity & then my earrings?
You forgot about your boyfriend!
Stop fighting or I'm going to turn this car around!
Paul, we're in the living room.
It's just a saying.
It's a saying in a car!
Bridget (when she learns Cate is teaching sex education): So, you just say yes without even totally considering how it can completely ruin my life?
Bridget, I think it's an honor your mother is going to teach you sexual education. After all, she taught me.
Ew!
Do you guys not understand what situation I am in here? I mean, Donny Doyle's coming in this weekend to see me.
So?
So, people already perceive my dating Donny Doyle as a slap in the face! I mean, you know, he's older and he goes to the naval academy instead of his school, and then Danielle's going to this party this weekend, she's all, "You better be there," and I'm all, "Uh, yeah," but Donny's all, "Oh, no, I don't want to share you," which is actually very sweet when you think about it, but it's just the sort of thing that Danielle's gonna use against me, and then (points at Cate) you have to go and exacerbate the whole thing by teaching sex ed at my school!
On the bright side, she did say "exacerbate."
Why do bad things always happen to me?
Nothing bad ever happens to you.
Oh, yeah.
Well, Bridget broke up with him [Donny] on that tape. (Everyone looks shocked) Oh no! I thought everyone knew!
Your daughter broke up with our Donny...
...On our video tape?
You stole Donny's harmony part?!
Donny, you went AWOL? This could have serious consequences!
I don't care! I'd face a thousand firing squads for Bridget!
And you realize I'm going to have to tell your parents about this.
Oh, no, don't do that! They'll kill me!
(When Paul is checking messages on the answering machine)
Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...
Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...
Hey, neighbor! Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle...
You know, you could return one of Fred's calls!
I can't talk to you when you're like this! I swear, he would keep calling even if I changed the outgoing message to, "Doyle, you idiot, stop calling!"
(The doorbell rings and Paul answers it)
Hey, neighbor! Kept trying to call, but I think something's wrong with your machine.
There's something wrong with the answering machine? (starts to play Fred's message)
Rory, you fixed it!
But...
I said, YOU FIXED IT!!!
Bridget (to Donny): You were in a fight with my dad?
It wasn't so much a fight as-
That is so cool.
A battle to the death
(on the phone) Hello? Yeah, this is Mrs. Hennessy.
(The girls come downstairs)
Gosh, you are so jealous.
Oh, please, I debuted at number two on the hot list.
Yeah, but she didn't have to do the things you did to get on it.
(The kids try to get Cate's attention, but Cate has just received the heartbreaking news and is in a state of shock)
(nervously) Mom?
(fighting back tears) My... my keys, where are my keys?
Mom, what's going on?
Oh, my... (dashes out the back door)
(uneasily) Mom? Mom!
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