The F.B.I. are coming into town tomorrow.
What for?
That's classified.
You have no idea, do you?
[pause]
That's also classified.
S4Alien Hunter
S4Dick vs. Strudwick
You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
For the thousandth time, YES!
VSVincent Strudwick
So... what'd you think of the book?
As bathroom fare? A triumph!
S4Dick's Big Giant Headache: Part 1
Families don't refer to each other by rank. They use more familiar terms like "you" or "bastard" or... "you bastard."
BGBig Giant Head
The yelling will cease and the killing will commence!
S4Dick 'The Mouth' Solomon
And so they served us these balls made entirely of meat. Have you seen these?
Er, yeah.
They're shaped like say a tennis ball. Have you seen these?
Of course I have!
But you don't play with them, you eat them! You've seen these?
Many times!
[Nina storms off]
Well it sounds like you haven't!
[holds up a football] This is a football, [Holds up baseball] This is a baseball, [Holds up a tennis ball] This is a tennis ball, [Holds up what looks to be a meatball] Now, do you know what this is?
It's a meatball.
No, Nina you're wrong. It's a ping-pong ball covered in meat. [Reaches into his pocket and pulls out a meatball] This is a meatball.
You are the meatball. YOU ARE THE MEAT BALL!
[Nina storms off]
She doesn't know what a meatball is. Sad.
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