[opera plays on the car radio]
Dick, remember how I said I wanted to learn to sing? I've changed my mind.
“Truth or Dick” · Season 1
In this episode: Dick Solomon (3), Tommy Solomon (2), Harry Solomon (1), Sally Solomon (1), Nina Campbell (1), Mrs. Mamie Dubcek (1)
I knew you had a thing for her.
Yes, but I understand I'm not allowed to show it to her without her permission.
Wait a minute, something about this doesn't wash. She's doing something (gasps) Now I remember! I read about this. She's distorting the truth!
Dr. Albright would never lie to me.
Oh wake up and snort the coffee. (pause) Just because you don't lie doesn't mean people here don't.
We're colleagues! I trust her! I command you to be like her!
Like what?
Like a woman.
Fine! I can woman.
Commander, permission to speak freely.
Granted.
As the oldest member of this crew, I feel it's my duty to inform you all that this planet both wipes and sucks. In that order.
Poor kid. I remember what it's like to be your age.
I remember what it's like to be yours.
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