[Dick wants to tell Mary that he's an alien, but the others forbid it]
Well fine, but let it be on your own head!
Which will probably be sitting next to our heads on a tray somewhere in New Mexico!
“Hotel Dick” · Season 2
In this episode: Harry Solomon (3), Tommy Solomon (2), Sally Solomon (1)
[to people who haven't yet seen a movie] Attention, ticket holders! At the end of the movie, when the President turns out to be an alien and he barbecues all the Congressmen, don't believe it because aliens hate barbecue!
I say we hold an alien pride parade!
You're gonna be like some sort of alien Martin Luther King?
Exactly. Because I, too, have a dream. And in that dream I'm naked on a ferris wheel.
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