[while playing Monopoly] Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200 and do not, I repeat do not drop the soap.
“Dick Behaving Badly” · Season 2
In this episode: Dick Solomon (1), Harry Solomon (1), Judith (1)
I'm tired of feeling like a Catholic schoolboy always getting his knuckles rapped by the nun he's dating.
[Judith and Mary during Physics party]
Men, can't live with them, [Long Pause] good night Mary. [She leaves]
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