[Tommy and August meet for the first time]
AugustI'm August. Don't call me "Augy".
I'm Tommy. Don't call me "Augy" either...
S1 Lonely Dick
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3rd Rock from the Sun · 206 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in 3rd Rock from the Sun: in 3 of its 206 quotes
Most scenes with: Tommy Solomon (2)
Scenes with August 3
AugustOkay, could you give me an example of what's funny?
AugustI thought the movie Emma was very funny.
What was so funny about it?
AugustIt was full of irony.
Okay, so irony's funny?
AugustYeah, because you say one thing while the opposite is actually true.
Oh, like when you said Emma was going to be a really great movie when it actually sucked out loud?
S2 Dick Jokes
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[Harry, with a camera, sneaks up behind August in school to get a photo of her]
August (noticing Harry): Harry?
I am not Harry.
AugustWhat are you doing here? And what's with the camera?
What camera?
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