(holding the remote) This is the second most exciting thing I have ever held in my hand.
“Body & Soul & Dick” · Season 1
In this episode: Harry Solomon (3), Sally Solomon (2), Dick Solomon (1), Tommy Solomon (1), Dr. Mary Albright (1)
How would you like your eyes in the bottom of a martini glass, 'cause I can do it?
HDr. Hamlin
[sounding delighted] Oh, the Amazon is going to manhandle me!
Oh, Dick, we've got cable! Seventy-two channels! And unlike primitive free television this one you get to pay for.
How can we honor the memory of a man like Leonard Hanlin? well......he was governed by the laws of physics as are all living things. it is a scientific fact that hearts and clocks slow down as they approach the speed of light, the point at which matter is converted into energy. Dr. Hanlin's heart approached that speed on friday evening at 7:57 according to the coroner, converting his matter into energy, into pure white light. Though he is no longer with us, he is all around us.
That was absolutely beautiful.
Converting matter to energy?
Could you have been more trite?
Why didn't you just phone it in?
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