Tracy Jordan in drag talking with Frank Rossitano
Yeah it's pretty good but I think the boobs should swing more.
Yeah then I could go "Rodney, don't make me come over there and beat you in the head with one of my boom booms."
“The Break-Up” · Season 1, Episode 8
In this episode: Liz Lemon (1), Tracy Jordan (1), Jenna Maroney (1), Frank Rossitano (1), Dennis Duffy (1)
[Man walks up to Liz at the bar]
GGentleman
Excuse me, is this seat taken?
[sighs] Really, dude? I got to move my coat? There are like four empty seats over there - can't you just be cool?
[Man leaves]
That guy wanted to buy you a drink!
Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
[Reading from a letter] Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights. I'll always love you. Goodbye and good luck. I'll never forget you.
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