But you're gay!
I'm not gay! At all! In fact, you're gayer than I am because you kissed a girl.
That was for money.
See, I could never kiss a guy for money, except for Johnny Depp.
10 Things I Hate About You · Season 1, Episode 9
“Fight for Your Right” · Season 1, Episode 9
In this episode: Bianca (6), Kat Stratford (5), Cameron (2), Chastity (2), Patrick (1)
But you're gay!
I'm not gay! At all! In fact, you're gayer than I am because you kissed a girl.
That was for money.
See, I could never kiss a guy for money, except for Johnny Depp.
Dad, it's healthy for us to spend time apart so we don't get sick of each other.
Oh, I see. When you said, 'wait here' at the dance... you really meant for, like, six days.
If you ever returned a phone call, you'd know I didn't bail on you. I got arrested.
Oh, and here I thought you were just a jerk. Turns out you're also a criminal.
(Dawn and Bianca being carried and rocked by the people at the party)
Oh, my God, guys. Don't drop me.
Thank God I wore my good underwear tonight.
Thank God I wore underwear!
So before a game, I spray a tiny bit of hair spray on my butt, so my leotard won't ride up.
Unless we're trying to distract the other team, and then we skip the hair spray.
(sees Kat's shirt all wet) Look at you. Maybe you should change your shirt.
(drunk) Maybe you should change your face! (laughs)
Joey, sweetie, in an effort to support your modeling career... I'm gonna let you practice your stupid little runway walk... all the way home.
We should sing one of the songs with the two people when they do it together.
A duet?
Oh... I don't say this often enough, Bianca, but you're so smart... and prettiful. ]
Bianca, I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. And if it turns out we have afterlives, I wanna spend those together, too.
Cameron--
Think about it. We could have a really cool moniker, like Biameron or Camianca. You pick.
I've seen rad flags from you ever since I met you. In fact, you look like communist China!
Oh, I know what you're up to. I've seen those crappy teen movies.
Oh, me too. But aren't you supposed to show up much later ... wearing a hockey mask.
And you'll be the first to go.
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