(spots Patrick and follows behind him) Have you ever done something you've regretted?
Giving you advice because you keep coming back.
Okay, but have you ever done something you're really sorry about?
(spins around and looks at him) What did you do?
I think I started the fire.
Okay, let me guess you set off a model rocket?
How'd you know?
Well it was either that or you were setting your farts on fire. So, what's the problem?
The problem is the guilt is eating me alive. I'm thinking of confessing.
Patrick: Well, it's not like you did it on purpose.
You're right. That's it I'll tell them what happened, that it was an accident and I'm really sorry.
Yeah, worse case scenario you get 5, 10 years but you can handle prison. And with a face like yours you'll have a husband in no time. (walks away)
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