You are a wizard with scissors. I'm going to call you the Scissor Wizard!
No, you're not.
Okay.
S1Welcome To PCA
You play sports?
Is shopping a sport?
No.
Then, no.
S1New Roomies
It's my bed.
It's my head.
Stop it. You know what, Dana? You are a slob, and Nicole, it is rude of you to use a stupid hair dryer when people need quiet!
Dana':Well
Nicole:Well
Dana':The perfect roomate has spoken
I didn't say i was perfect
Good cause you annoy us too sometimes
Yeah like how?
You always forget your key
Nicole: Yes
So
So its anoying to have to let you in all the time. I'm zoey i forgot my key
I'm Zoey I locked my self out please let me in
Okay, since I'm such a horrible roomate, then maybe I should move out!
Save me!
From what?
(Points to Quinn) From that!
Maybe you could hang out with me and my roommates sometime!
Aren't they the ones always fighting?
Do girls like fooseball? Because if you don't like fooseball, we could knit or something . . .
(laughs) I like fooseball.
Yeah, Fooseball's cool.
(to Nicole and Dana) What? I can't brush my teeth for 5 minutes without you two trying to bludgeon each other?
We have to be at class by 8!
Yeah, which is why I set my alarm clock for 7:55!!!
It's one of my Quinnventions. You see, my name is Quinn and I invent things . . . so I call them "Quinnventions."
Oh, that's very . . . "Quinnteresting"!
Naw, they don't want me back. Guess I'm stuck with Quinn and her "Quinnventions."
"Quinnventions"?
Zoey (About Quinn) Yeah. She combined her name with the word "Inventions."
Ah! So she's... "Quinnsane"!
'Sup Chase?
Oh! Hey! (attempts to hide rose he is carrying behind his back)
Whose the rose for?
Oh, this? Oh, you caught me . . . it's for you.
That's nice, man, but how about you give it to Zoey instead?
That's an idea!!
Look, don't tell Logan.
So, you want to see if my food is happy?
Happy, sad, angry, frightened...
I'm frightened!
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