[after hearing Zoey's computer IM alarm ring] Read the message.
[reading] "Hey, Zo, do you think Mr. Bender knows his zipper's down?"
S1School Dance
[answering a personality quiz] "What is your favorite activity?" Meeting cute guys. Next question: "What is your number-one pet peeve?" Not meeting cute guys.
S1Little Beach Party
You got a signal?
No, only sand in my butt!
(to Logan) Are you sure you gave the taxi driver the right directions?
Mystic Beach is exactly 57 miles north of PCA.
No, Mystic Beach is south of PCA!
Dustin, are you sure?
Who are you going to trust: me or pretty boy?
Will you tell me where babies come from?
Absolutely not.
S2Back to P.C.A.
(About Logan's new sound system playing a loud video game)
Can you at least turn the volume down!
Why don't you turn your mouth down! Eh!
Michael!
What's up?
My boys!
So, how was your summer, man?
Yeah, I've missed seeing your freakish face every day!
Heh, yeah, and I've missed your big bushy hair. Hey, did it get bushier?
It's possible.
Hey, Zoey! You look great!
You too! (she stops for a bit and looks at him again) Did your hair get bushier?
I've heard that.
[Michael is testing Chase on the capitals of US States while Logan's entertainment system booms very loudly around them]
Alabama!
Uh... Capital would be Montgomery!
What?!
MONTGOMERY!!!
Right, OK... Tennessee!
Uh... Memphis!
No, Nashville!
What?!
NASHVILLE!!!
Who's Phil?!
Okay, I can't take this!
[Chase and Michael purposely blow the power in their room while Dustin is trying to win a video game]
Good night, Michael.
Sleep tight, Chase.
You guys are the worst.
[crying] Soooooo close.
S2Time Capsule
That's you?! (pointing to Mr. Bender as a student in a PCA yearbook from the 80s. In the picture, Mr. Bender has an afro, a mustache, and big glasses) Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mr. Bender gives him a look) You were very handsome.
I doubt it. This shirt will always be hot.
Yeah, it will.
Try not to drool.
Whoa, Mr. Bender...you used to be a cheerleader?
Whoa. (all the students look at the book)
There were no girls here then. (they continue laughing)
Lola, what'd you bring? [Lola acts like she is crying] Oh my gosh, what's...the matter? What's wrong?
You're just gonna have to give me a zero for this project!
Why? You didn't pick an item?
No, I did. It was a locket that my grandmother gave me, before she...LEFT US! [she cries more]
Oh my gosh; I'm so sorry!
My dad tells me I'm just like her! So, I thought the locket would be a perfect thing to put in the time capsule! But...
But what?
I just can't! It's all I have left of her!
It's okay, it's okay...
I'm so sorry!
Look...you obviously gave the assignment a lot of thought, and that's the important thing.
Really?
Of course, of course. Don't worry, I'm gonna give you full credit for the assignment.
Thank you so much! [Zoey and Nicole look amazed as Lola walks up to them] Acting!
S2The Election
Can't we eat sushi together in a closet?
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