Don't you know that girls don't mean half the things they say?!
S2The Election
AAnnouncer
Chase Matthews wants to be your class president. But how well do you really know Chase Matthews? For example, do you know he eats out of garbage cans? Or that he shaves his legs? Or that he picks on little girls? Is this the kind of guy you want for class president? No! On Tuesday, vote Zoey Brooks for class president. She's awesome!
(angrily) You're unbelievable!
Thank you.
S2Bad Girl
Zoey?
Don't "Zoey" me.
Give us back our foosball ball!
Wouldn't you just call it a foosball?
No, foosball's the name of the game, so you call the ball a foosball ball.
Mm, maybe, but I still think you would...
I'll tell you what, why don't we just call it a foosball ball ball ball ball ball? I've gotta speak with Zoey.
Well.
S2Haunted House
Are you trying to scare them to death?
Yeah, pretty much.
(trying to scare Zoey and Nicole) Blah!
Oh, hi, Chase!
Hi, Chase!
What, you weren't scared?
Why would we be scared of a magician?
A magician? No, no. I'm a vampire!
(Logan comes)
Hey, Mr. Magic!
I am a vampire! You guys wanna see my receipt for the costume?
(pulling the door) It's locked!
What d'ya mean it's locked?
What d'ya mean what do I mean? When I say it's locked, it's locked. How many definitions of locked are there?
S2Broadcast Views
(on television) Hello, my name is Logan Reese.
I'm Zoey Brooks.
Today we're gonna talk about some interesting topics. First: Girls in sports. Now, I think it's fine if girls wanna have their own little sports teams, but they should not be allowed to play on the guys teams! Zoey?
Yeah, you're right...
Huh?
I said, "You're right"!
Okay... Let's move on to our next topic then... Oh, yeah. Ordering at restaurants. I say girls take way too much time to order food. (with a girly voice) "Uh, I'm a girl. I'll have a chopped salad, but I want the lettuce on the side!" Guys are just like "Give me a cheeseburger!" End of story! Zoey?
I agree...
Okay... For our next topic, let's talk about... Eating kittens! I feel people should eat more kittens! Eating little kitty cats for breakfast! Do you agree with that Zoey, hmm?
(on the Chase and Michael show) Would a woman make a better President of the United States than a man?
Absolutely not!
You're an idiot!
A woman can not be President of the United States!
Name one reason!
Because girls are too emotional! Everytime she gets a pimple, she'll cry and start a war with Switzerland!
S2Girls Will Be Boys
Maybe we should to prove to Chase and Logan that guys can be just guys even when girls are around.
How are we gonna do that?
By being around them when they don't know we're around them?
But if we are around them trying to prove it, we'll be around them, and we're girls, so they'll be around girls when we're trying to-
Maybe you should let Zoey talk.
I'm saying what if one of us pretends to be a guy?
Ok, 4 problems with that: hair, face, boobs.
That's 3 problems.
2 boobs.
We can get around those problems.
It would be the ultimate acting challenge.
Hey, can you turn up the music?
Yeah, sure... Hey, cool boombox!
Thanks, I just got it.
(after that, he accidentally pushs the boombox from the roof onto the ground) Was it expensive?
OK. Make me a dude.
You really think you can convince Chase and Logan that you’re a guy?
Easy. Chase is gullible, and Logan’s a moron.
S2Robot Wars
All right! Let's go kick some bot!
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