TV show quotes
(after Dean Rivers accidentally uses Quinn's laser gun and destroys his cupboard, which reveals a coffee machine)
What is that?
(tries to hide it) Nothing! Let's forget about this whole thing, dismissed!
(takes the coffee kettle) My goodness.
Is that coffee?
It looks like coffee!
It smells like coffee!
I am gabberflasted! [Everyone looks at him weirdly] I AM SHOCKED!
You're not gonna charge me, are you baby?
Yes I am.
But, we're, boyfriend and girlfriend.
I know but, business is business.
Stop zapping Logan!
I am flabbergasted, flabbergasted! Do you understand me?
(Everyone nods their heads "yes", except Logan who shakes his head "no" )
What don't you understand, Logan?
What flabbergasted means...
It means I am shocked and outraged that you kids would defy PCA rules and run two illegal coffee shops right under my nose! I banned the coffee shops for a reason, and I expect my rules to be respected! Well, what do you have to say? (Everyone looks at Zoey)
Why do I feel like Quinn is the only one who cares?
Even I don't care...
Oh, I'm a boring teacher.
(unaware that Lola tossed his hamburger into a fountain) Didn't I have a hamburger?
I'm having fruit!
Radom student: Anybody lose a hamburger? I found this in the fountain.
Yeah, I...I think that's mine. (he squeezes it, and water drips from it, shrugs, and takes a bite of it)
I hate seeing you this upset!
I'm not upset! I'm happy.
Why?
Because...Lola made Logan's earlobe bleed. I enjoy that.
(grabs Logan by the shirt) You told everybody that I'm afraid of roller coasters!
Uh, James, I think he's about to kill me. Little help?
Hang on, I'm organizing this playlist.
James, why aren't you doing anything?!
I am. I'm making you a really cool playlist.
Aw.
Michael!
Stop!
He'll stop.
Yeah, I know. There's a fence. (Michael, screaming, runs through the fence and it breaks)
Remember when I wore the wedding dress and scared the snot out of you?
YES. I do. (Coco's cousin laughs menacingly) Thank you. That's very nice.
Ok, what do you think? Am I prom ready?
Yeah... but don't you think that dress is a little too sexy for your date... Dustin?
Dustin's... very mature for his age.
(sarcastically) Yeah, I hear his bedtime got moved up to 8:15.
Why couldn't you have broken up with James after the prom?
Why did you break up with him at all?
James is awesome.
I know James is awesome, and I know you think I was stupid to break up with him, and maybe you're right, but I did it, and now it's done. (Notices the shoes in Quinn's hand that her roommates want her to wear to the prom) Oh my God! Those shoes are cute!
Can I at least give you an idea of who I'd like to take?
Sure.
Do you see those twins over there?
Sure, which one do you want?
Both.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Zoey 101 pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
