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Yu-Gi-Oh!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Joey, Serenity and Duke had crashed after a harrowing chase from the four members of the Big Five]

[climbs out of the truck] Are you still in one piece, Duke?

[on the ground] I think so.

Serenity! [pulls his sister out of the truck]

I'm okay.

For now, maybe. But soon, all of your bodies will belong to us! Now, which one of you two should I choose to take control of?

Hold on! I want to have first choice, Leichter!

We're going in size order, Crump, so you choose last.

That's the most ridiculous thing I ever heard! I'm choosing now!

[hovers down and grabs Crump by the coat] Keep your wings to yourself until I say so!

[arrives with Johnson, who tosses Duke to the ground] Stop it, fools! We don't have time for all this bickering! Choose a body and stick with it!

Then let me go first!

Enough! Calm yourself! We have to act quickly if we want to escape to the real world!

[looks up at Noah by light] What’s that!

[looks up at Noah] Huh?

[looks up at Noah] Huh?

[Johnson looks up at Noah by light so was Joey, Serenity, Tristan and Duke]

Attention fools! This game is over!

Master Noah! Is not what it looks like!

Really? So you’re not breaking my rules? What kind of fool do you take me for!?

Please! I can explain, Noah!

I gave you all the chance to win your freedom and you’re all failed! Now you’ll pay the price!

You four are absolutely pathetic! You lost your duels, So you decided to just take what you wanted by force. Which is something I won't tolerate! Is that clear!? I hired you fools to duel for me. So by losing and then cheating you make me look weak!

Let us explain, Please...sir!

We understand that you have laws But we must escape from this place!

And to do that we need bodies!

You already have one. That Tristan kid!

One won't do! Sir...we need five bodies so we can all escape!

Greetings. I just came to say farewell before I go. Now that I have a body of my own I'm ready to escape to the real world!

Nezbitt!

Technically, my robots and I are the only ones that won a duel. So Tristan's body belongs to me now. A deal's a deal, right gentlemen!?

You lost that duel!

Crump is right, those kids defeated you Nezbitt!

Therefore that body isn't your property! You're guilty of seizing control of somebody else's personal possession!

Not quite.

I'm the one calling all the shots here So I'll decide what's wrong and right.

So can I go?

Not yet, I have a much better idea, So listen up.

BFBig Five

Huh?

All five of you will share Tristan's body in a duel against Seto's strongest rival, Yugi Muto. Defeat him and I'll prove once and for all That I deserve control of Seto's empire! And you'll get five bodies.

We won't fail you... Master.

We can't. The odds of us disappointing you are zero percent.

Thank you sir. Good day.

[Thinking] It better be!

[looks back up] Why don't you worried about him instead.

[They spot up at the Fake Tristan]:

YYugi

Look guys, up there!

Tristan!

That's not Tristan, remember? [as Seto Kaiba leaves off alone to find Mokuba himself]

It's the techno geek of the Big Five, Nezbitt, even though he kicked his nerdy butt in that duel, he still took Tristan's body!

[Gansley laughs]

I'm not alone in here!

Today's special is-- five for one!

And the verdict is in.

Our combined force will destroy you!

[The Big Five's Deck Masters appear]

They're all using Tristan's body!

YYugi

Give him back!

Listen, Yugi! There's only one way we'll return your friend.

[laughs] But believe me, Junior, the odds are in our favor!

Hey, that's Crump! Sicko!

YYugi

All right! Tell us what we have to do to get Tristan back from your control!

Why duel us! Win, and he's yours!

Hold on! What's this about returning the body? We never discussed that! I'm the one who won this body and I won't give it up!

Nezbitt, it belongs to all of us now, and this was a group decision!

[chuckles] I can't believe you two are actually arguing as if we're going to keep our word.

Now, let's duel, Yugi!

YYugi

You five are on!

[Pharaoh's spirit takes over]

Let's do this… for Tristan!

Hold it right there! Your man's a little off if you get in my drift. Five on one's are even, so count me in!

Are you sure?

Yeah. No question. The two of us are a team, Yugi. Now, let's waste these five suits!

Yes, and together, we'll save Tristan.

Fine, Yugi. Five on two.

Since there's five of us, we're going to rotate our deck master monster! So we'll start with this... You two remember me the name's Gansley. My Deepsea Warrior A strong investment! Now stand back! I'll begin! Ha! Hmm, First things first. I'll plaaaaaaaay this magic card! "A Legendary Ocean!"

Oh no!

Time to flood the market!

Run guys!

And now, I'll summon this monster... The Legendary Fisherman!

That's the card Mako Tsunami almost beat me with! Hey! Hold on, Gansley! You have to sacrifice Somethin' first to play that card! It's too powerful to summon to the field In your first move!

With his magic card he can!

Right. It's all true. A legendary ocean changes my five-star monsters to four! I'm afraid this simple fact allows me to summon them Directly to the field without sacrificing another monster!

Be careful Joey! As long as that card's in play He's at a dangerous advantage!

Don't worry Yugi. We'll dry up his ocean in no time!

You'll sink long before that!

You take the next move Joey. And remember these corporate tycoons can't be trusted!

Forget about it! You and I are gonna put these guys out of business Yugi! And it's all gonna start right now! Watch this... I summon Alligator's Sword! In defense mode! That's all for now you old geezer! But this is just the beginning! So don't get used to that body!

I know you can do this, guys.

[thinking] I don't know if that metal chimp's Tristan or not, But we're gonna reunite him with his body no matter what.

All right, Gansley, It's my move now!! And I summon Gazelle the King of Mythical Beasts... in defense mode!

Gansley And that's all? Nooow...

Hold on! [Chuckling] Let me try, Gansley! Because all the numbers seem to point in my favor right now!

Crump, can't you see that I'm busy crushing the competition?!?

GGrump

You be a fool not to let me take charge of this duel now! Did you forget the special ability of my Nightmare Penguin!? Now get out of my way! Ready!?

His voice changed!

Yes, they've switched control!

Correct! I'm Crump, the big five's accountant... And I'm an expert in crunching numbers and crushing my rivals! [Chuckles] Now meet my good friend Nightmare Penguin, The last deck master you two will ever see!

Come on guys! Crush this bird brain! I already beat this flipper-footed freak and so can you!

[thinking] These kids don't realize that the countdown To their destruction has begun! And with me doing the counting, They'll be out of life points Before they can say "Antarctic annihilation!" [speaking] For my deck master's special ability Raises the attack points of all underwater monsters! Here goes! Legendary fisherman, attack Yugi's mythical beast now! Thanks to the special ability of my Nightmare Penguin, My fisherman gets a -attack-point bonus! It's all about the numbers boys! And your number's up! And next, I summon catapult turtle! In defense mode!

He played another five-star monster! And danks ta that magic card of his He didn't hafta make a sacrifice!! Not good! We gotta get rid 'a his legendary ocean card Or we can say good bye to our bodies forever Yug!

[thinking] Yugi and his friends can deal with the Big Five… I've got bigger problems! [flashback to Noah]

Gozaburo Kaiba only had one son. That was me, Seto! [flashback ends]

[thinking] Noah's story has to be a lie! He claims that the man who adopted me is his father! But based on his story, that would make Noah the same age as me! And he's clearly just a snot-nosed little kid! I wonder if the Big Five put that kid up to all this. Those corporate slime balls would do anything to take over KaibaCorp. But they're too dim-witted to come up with a scheme like this! There's a piece to this virtual puzzle that I still need to find! And when I do, all of this nonsense will be clear! But the first thing I have to do, is find Mokuba, and rescue him from Noah's control before that little punk completely brainwashes my brother! Then I'll show Noah that no one disrespects my family and gets away with it!

WHERE ARE YOU! MOKUBA! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE! CAN YOU HEAR ME! MOKUBA! [his echoes shouted]

When you two lose this duel, you and your friends will be sentenced to an eternity in this digital dungeon!

You're the one who's going down, Johnson! I beat you once and I'll beat you again!

Yes, but now we're up against all five of them!

That's right, I'm not alone in here. Now then…

I can't believe the Big Five are all in Tristan's body!

Those business geeks are sharing me like I'm a corporate condo!

My first maneuver should seem familiar to you, Joseph. The move's called, Clear the Courtroom! It's Judge Man's Deck Master ability!

Oh, no! Not this move!

Oh, yes! First, I'll give 1,000 my Life Points. Proceed, Your Honor. Prosecute all of their monsters to the full extent of the law!

All four of our monsters are gone now.

But that's not all I've done.

What?!

Have you forgotten already, Joseph? Next, you'll both lose 500 Life Points for each monster that I've crushed.

If they keep this up, I'll never get my body back!

Don't worry, Tristan. Yugi and my brother are gonna win this!

Now that I've cleared the field of all of your monsters, it's time to work on your Life Points! I call Hysteric Angel to the stand! And now, I think our spectators are really going to enjoy this next move. Especially that little monkey-boy up there. [Tristan shrieks angrily] Time to put this body to good use! Now, Hysteric Angel, attack Joseph's Life Points directly!

Well, now I remember why I love your lawyers so much.

If you loved that one, just wait 'til my next move! Angel, use my Catapult Turtle's special ability to launch yourself at the defendant, Mr. Joseph Wheeler!

I activate Revenge Sacrifice!

No!

This card allows me to sacrifice the monster you just attacked me with! So consider your Rocket Warrior dismissed! And I'll use it to summon a new monster. [laughs] So please welcome to the stand, Machine King! This mechanical menace gains an additional 100 attack points for every machine monster in play, including itself! The decision is unanimous! You two don't stand a chance!

All right, Yuge! Finish this guy!

I'll try. [thinking] All right, I need to play Des Volstgalph, but, in order to summon it the field, I need to sacrifice another monster first. And I have no other monsters! Not yet, anyway! [speaking] It's my move, so here goes! [draws; thinking] This is just what I needed! It's The Rock Spirit monster card! But, in order to use it, I first have to take a monster out of my graveyard and remove it from the game. I was forced to send my Buster Blader to the graveyard before, so I guess I'll take him out of play. [speaking] First, I'll remove my Buster Blader from the game in order to summon, The Rock Spirit! But I'm afraid that's not all, Johnson! Next, I'll sacrifice my Spirit to summon this, Des Voltsgalph!

[thinking] What? Is he serious?!

And now I'll place a card facedown and end my turn.

HA! You just played a magic card which triggers my Volstgalph's special ability! So it gains 200 attack points!

Now is that so? He won't be around for much longer, anyway! For I summon my Fairy Lily!

Ha! Looks like she's only got 400 attack points, Leichter!

Looks can be deceiving, Joey.

I give up 2,000 Life Points to increase her power! Lily, destroy his Des Volstgalph!

That maneuver cost you more Life Points than it cost me.

Not exactly. 'Cause I'm about to restore mine with my Sebek's Blessing magic card!

What's the deal with that card?

It increases Leichter's Life Points by the same number of Life Points I just lost.

Exactly. And if my math is correct, that gives me 1,000 more Life Points! And finally I'll place one more card facedown. Soon, we'll claim four more of your bodies leaving your minds trapped here!

Yuge, we gotta do something and fast!

Celebrating so soon?

Yeah, why?

You may have destroyed my trap card, but my Fairy Lily is still the strongest monster on the field, Mr. Wheeler. Once I power her up again, she'll wipe out your Jinzo and your Life Points!

Joey, Leichter is right! Her special ability allows him to raise her attack points higher than any other monster on the field!

Oh, yeah.

But then again, attack points aren't everything, are they, Joey?

My five Deck Masters, come forth! I call you all to the field! First, the unstoppable Jinzo!

Then, I summon the almighty Deepsea Warrior!

Followed by the cunning Nightmare Penguin!

Next, I'll call Judge Man to the stand.

And finally, I'll summon the superior Robotic Knight.

Now listen to me, my five Deck Masters. I command all of you to join together to form a creature of unparalleled strength and supreme power! Behold, the ultimate monster, my Five-Headed Dragon!

We've faced this beast, before!

I know! How could I forget?! It was the last time we fought the Cyber Creeps! That super dragon took out my monster, and me with it! Let's just hope my luck is better than it was last time.

Well, the good news it, Leichter's dragon can't attack until his next turn.

That's a relief. We have one turn to stop it.

Hold on, I forgot to mention... my dragon destroys every one of your magic, trap and monster cards as soon as it's summoned!

[last words] That won't work now. Last time you summoned Master of Dragon Soldier.

I demand an explanation, Johnson.

You said Wheeler would hold Yugi back!

Instead, he's the reason why they're ahead of us!

[last words] Well... d... don't look at me!

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