Dad, can you help me with my homework?
BMr. Branagh
Course, sweetheart. Now then, what's it to be? Spelling or colouring in?
I've got to perform a psychological evaluation of a subject using psychodynamic and cognitive methods.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(While doing a crossword.)
"Numb to sensation", four letters.
IIvan
"Dead".
(While waiting for Boris to come out of the Blood Mirror room.)
OOlga
Daddy, how much longer is this going to take?
IIvan
Depends on how much of a fight he puts up.
Fight? No one said anything about a fight.
Well, if he's strong it could take all day. But if he's a pathetic, spineless little wimp then...
[The door suddenly opens.]
Well, that answers that!
You mean he's... he's dead?
[Robin walks in with a party horn.]
Congratulations! Or not. What did I miss?
Nothing much. Oh, I broke a nail... and Boris is dead.
I'm not evil. I'm not evil. (Laughs) Wanna bet?
(When Boris has drained power from Ivan and the Count.)
IIvan
I can't believe my own son could be so wicked and deceitful.
Yes, yes, when you've quite finished gloating maybe you could use your super sensitive vampire hearing to find the little snake!
IIvan
What?
I wouldn't let Dad catch you sitting there.
Really? Why's that?
She's right, Master Boris. Only the Count is permitted to sit on the throne.
Thanks for the warning, but I don't take advise from stuffed dogs.
He's a wolf!
I wasn't talking to him.
Ouch!
Where's that imp?! It's time he was taught a lesson!
IIvan
Ten to seven.
(to Vlad) Just wanna let you know, when it's your turn you'll become just as evil as I am. Just you wait, you can't escape your destiny (laughs). I'll be back! No one can stop me! No one! (Laughs hysterically).
He's lost it. Big time.
(When trying to bring back Renfield's dad in Renfield's laboratory.)
This is so what I wanna do when I leave school!
[He laughs manically until Vlad gives him an exasperated look.]
Don't do this, Master Vlad. Renfield Senior was mad, bad and dangerous to know. And when he sees me, he's going to want revenge!
Maybe you should nip to the card shop, see what they've got in the Sorry I Accidentally Savaged You To Death section.
That's my diary!
I'd hate to be the one to show you this, Dad.
(Reading from Ingrid's diary) "My old Dad's a vampire, he wears a vampire cloak... but no one's really scared of him they think he's just a joke..." Ingrid!
But I didn't write that.
(Reading again) "He's getting old and past it and it's very plain to see... his hair is going grey, his fangs are false and his cardigan smells of wee!" I do not wear cardigans!
(to Vlad) And that's not my handwriting!
That is no excuse!
(When Renfield is making dinner at the Branaghs' house.)
PPaul
Eurgh! What is it?
Road-Kill Stew.
BMrs. Branagh
Oh... how continental.
Something just moved in there!
(When Zoltan asks Van Helsing for help from Renfield Senior.)
He's going to throw me on the fire if you don't.
(Shocked) What sort of abomination...
There's no need to be personal! I haven't said anything about your smelly breath.
I'll free you on one condition... you lead me to the Count.
NEVER! Nothing you can do or say will make me betray my master!
Fine, I'll leave you to the old man then.
(hastily) It's at the door, turn right, I'll show you the rest of the way!
(When Renfield is trying to stop his father from hurting the Count.)
RSRenfield Senior
Clear off, Mummy's boy!
(angrily) You keep Mum out of this! She was twice the man you are!
(When Renfield made an antidote to return Ingrid's voice.)
(furiously) You gave her the antidote?!
(To Robin and Vlad) That's right, boys! I'm back!
Run!
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