That's my diary!
I'd hate to be the one to show you this, Dad.
(Reading from Ingrid's diary) "My old Dad's a vampire, he wears a vampire cloak... but no one's really scared of him they think he's just a joke..." Ingrid!
But I didn't write that.
(Reading again) "He's getting old and past it and it's very plain to see... his hair is going grey, his fangs are false and his cardigan smells of wee!" I do not wear cardigans!
(to Vlad) And that's not my handwriting!
That is no excuse!
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