Van Helsing quotes from Young Dracula

Where's your dad?

Ingrid

He's gone to Spain to top up his tan.

(angrily) You're saying coz you live in a castle you're better than me?

Ingrid

No. I'm better than you because I'm a vampire.

He's going to throw me on the fire if you don't.

(Shocked) What sort of abomination...

There's no need to be personal! I haven't said anything about your smelly breath.

I'll free you on one condition... you lead me to the Count.

NEVER! Nothing you can do or say will make me betray my master!

Fine, I'll leave you to the old man then.

(hastily) It's at the door, turn right, I'll show you the rest of the way!