Unless you want us driven out of town again... I suggest we make friends with the slayers.
Friends?! Vampires and slayers can never be friends. We're opposites; sun and moon, night and day, stake and...
(holding up a bag) Chips? Anyone?
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Where's your dad?
He's gone to Spain to top up his tan.
It'll be dark in a minute and Dad will fly off and kill Van Helsing.
And...
We have to stop him!
Have you got sunstroke?! Biting slayers is one of the perks of being a vampire. That and looking great in black.
(angrily) You're saying coz you live in a castle you're better than me?
No. I'm better than you because I'm a vampire.
I told you I should drive.
You don't know how to drive.
Well, that makes two of us!
IIvan
You're what, just over seven hundred?
SIX! Six hundred!
IIvan
Whatever, you look closer to a thousand.
(When Olga reveals her plan to kill her father and take over the family once she gets her full powers.)
Yeah, well you don't scare me.
OOlga
No? I oughta. I can make your life a misery round here. "Oh, Uncle Count, I wait on my Daddy hand and fang. Would you like me to show Ingrid how?"
Stupid! I'll just tell them all what you're really like.
OOlga
Go ahead, who'll believe you? You're the nasty one and I'm nice. Go get off my bed!
Go and make my bed before I dip you in the slime pit.
(When Renfield is serving dinner.)
IIvan
Sorry, didn't I mention I'm vegetarian?
I've got some badgers noses, they're more gristle than meat.
(When Ivan reverts back into his bloodsucking ways.)
I don't believe this! You said living blood-free was our best chance!
There was no blood-free, it was a fantasy, a delusion, a pathetic dream. Tell them, Ivan!
IIvan
He's right. This is sensational, I haven't felt this undead in years! There's only one way for us to live... UP TO OUR EYES IN BLOOD!
IIvan
(to Boris) Get out here, boy! Show me your fangs. Hmmm, a bit underdeveloped, not to worry. We'll start small, just a few cute bunnies.
You mean kill them?!
No, take them synchronised swimming, of course kill them!
The surest and most effective cure for vampirism is...
Yes? Yes?!
A stake through the heart.
Maybe not.
You think you can challenge the Princess of Darkness?
OOlga
No, but I can whip your butt from here to Halloween.
You're on, maggot muncher!
OOlga
Ok, whoever completes the most evil deed by tonight is the winner.
And the loser... has to sing and dance with Renfield wearing a frilly, pink dress.
(Impersonating Van Helsing) I'm Van Helsing, I'm bald and I stink of garlic!
(to Boris) Don't you understand? If we kill our Dads we're more evil than any vampire.
Good point.
[The Count and Ivan enter the room.]
Vlad, Boris, Olga... the other one, what's going on?
Hello, Daddy. And goodbye!
No, NO!
[She smashes the mirror.]
OOlga
AAARGGHH! You've turned me into a Breather!
And I've killed your Dad.
OOlga
Yeah, whatever.
Slain by my own daughter! You're so grounded!
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