(When shown around Vlad's bedroom.)
I think this coffin's way too fancy. Only a loser vampire would sleep in something like this.
(to Vlad) I'm starting to like her.
Too fancy, got it. What about the rest of the room? That's pretty cool.
I dunno. It's all a bit try-hard. Feels like the bedroom of a total poser. And there's a really weird smell... like a cross between...
(annoyed) Let's find you another room, shall we?
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