Ingrid quotes from Young Dracula

Vlad

Come on, Renfield. You're part of the family.

Vlad

...Sort of.

Renfield

When's my birthday, then?

Renfield

And I bet you can't remember my first name either.

Vlad

(Hastily) Keith!... Nigel?

Ingrid

Susan.

Vlad

Susan!

Renfield

It's Percival. Per-ci-val. Oh, you're all gonna pay for that!

Talitha

I can't let you do that.

Ingrid

(sarcastically) Oh, yay! The hippie to the rescue! What're you gonna do, hug them to death?

Ingrid

So I'm getting dusted because my dad had a baby with a breather and stole a seed? How is any of this my fault?

At dawn, you will be put into the sun chamber.

Ingrid

(sarcastically) You mean the room with a window?

Count

You know, I can't believe I've sold this dump.

Ingrid

I can't believe you're going to Australia.

Count

I've been given a "Get Out of Jail Free" card and I intend to use it, and where better to start than dining on the descendants of our convict cousins?

Renfield

(with an Australian accent) Put another bed on the barbie, gobber! That's Australian-ese!

Count

Please tell me you packed that box.

Vlad

We're taking it to the Himalayas. There's not much oxygen at that altitude. (to Ingrid) You can come with us, if you'd like.

Ingrid

No thanks. I've gotten back my place on the High Council, so I'm off to the old country. I can't wait to bite my first peasant.

(enters the room) Or, you could stay here with me.

Count

You might want to redecorate first, it's a little uh... post-apocalyptic.

Ingrid

You're the new owner?

We are. Made quite a bit of money off that incredibly authentic vampire game, thanks to you.

Ingrid

What?

You own 50%.

Ingrid

(touched) It's what I've always wanted! (hugs Piers) Thank you... a throne of my own.

Vlad

Well, we'd better get moving. Look after yourself, Dad.

Count

Don't I always? Vlad, Vlad, come here.

Count

You know I, uh... I used to be embarrassed to call you my son. But now I'm ashamed I ever doubted you. Vladimir Dracula, you have made a very, very old vampire very, very proud.