Xiaolin Showdown · Season 1
I challenge you, Jack Spicer, and also you, Jack Spicer double, to a showdown trio! Last man standing wins the game. I wager the Tongue of Saiping!
I wager the Shard of Lightning!
I wager the Shroud of Shadows!
I change my mind. I want the Shroud of Shadows.
Too late. It's already mine.
Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!
[impatiently] Hello, I'm ready to showdown here!
Looks like the first of the Shen Gong Wu just popped.
It says the Crystal Glasses allow(s) the wearer to see into the future.
I already know my future. I will be the most wise and powerful and swiftest of all Xiaolin dragons!
You left out modest.
[Later… Dojo and the Xiaolin monks are flying to Russia while the monks are scratching his rash]
[scratching Dojo's rash with the Fist of Tebigong] I do not think the Fist of Tebigong was meant for this purpose.
Ohhh, yeah! Yeah, right there. Ohh, yeah.
[disgusted] Eww! Let's hope the rest of those Shen Gong Wu reveal themselves before you run out of scales.
[takes the shades off his eyes, revealing he's using the Crystal Glasses] Looking for these?
Raimundo, did you not hear Master Fung?! This Shen Gong Wu is no toy! [growls]
[laughing] Is funny!
The power of the Crystal Glasses should not be taken lightly.
[Talking to Omi] Soon you will be my greatest ally!
I'll even write your own evil theme music! [dramatic music plays] Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
This is NOT right!
[To Pandabubba] All you want is Hong Kong?! Can't I at least get double-crossed by somebody with some vision?
Come on, guys. You're making this too easy for me.
Come on, Omi! It’s a classic gong game!
Okay, I hear your concerns and I will take them under advisement with the apprentice’s. Clay, Kimiko?
I reckon’ we don't have a better choice.
Let’s give a shot.
What?! You’re believing Jack Spicer over ME?! That’s it! I'm finding my own way in, and anyone who wants can go with me!
Two-Ton Tunic!
Eye of Dashi!
Third-Arm Sash!
Orb of Tornami!
Jack, I challenge you to a…
[clears throat] A Showdown Trio. This was on your cheat sheet, too.
Fine. How 'bout my Tangle Web Comb for Raimundo's Eye of Dashi, and Pandabubba's Fist of Tebigong?
I'm cool with that. Winner takes the Longi Kite. What's the showdown?
Last boat afloat wins the showdown.
[in unison] Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
Come on, Rai. You can still win this.
Just think: "What would Omi do"?
What happens in Pandatown, stays in Pandatown.
Dragon X Kumei! WATER!
EARTH!
FIRE!
WIND!
The Wings of Tinabi lets you fly like an eagle, leaving a cool rainbow vapor trail.
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